>> All posts here siggy <<

[siggy]

me too!!!! me too!!!

[X-Calibur]

Congrats Siggyers!

The next months rent is on me.

Landlord X'

[zhotfire]

WOOT!!! ... beer me, please! :eek: :D :hic:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Lazarus
I'll have a double rum & coke, please. :D

After that, would someone please put me in the recovery position. ;) :D

[siggy]

Originally posted by X-Calibur
Congrats Siggyers!

The next months rent is on me.

Landlord X'

Thanks X' Your a doll :hugz:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Hey! Post #2007! Party!!!

[Ercewee]

Party!!!

Are we getting dancing penguins this time? :D

[siggy]

No problem......Dancing penquins it is. :hugz:

[Ercewee]

http://home.quicknet.nl/mw/prive/buisman/images/penguins.gif

[siggy]

Perfect Ercewee :hugz:

[Lazarus]

I like it Erc. :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Stupinguindous!

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Ercewee
http://home.quicknet.nl/mw/prive/buisman/images/penguins.gif

And I have the right music for this If you want to hear it go here (http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/song1.mid)

Btw Congrats Siggy (and Freinds) with 2000 posts :hugz: :hugz: :D

[Nofinger]

Sorry for the waiting but here are your double coke and rum Lazarus and yours to Siggy.
Catch (me sliding them on the bar to Siggy and Lazarus)

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gifhttp://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gifhttp://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif

And Zhotfire You wanted a Beer here's yours

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/bierglas3_k.jpg

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Originally posted by Nofinger


And I have the right music for this If you want to hear it go here (http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/song1.mid)

Btw Congrats Siggy (and Freinds) with 2000 posts :hugz: :hugz: :D

NO!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!! :banghead:

[Ercewee]

Originally posted by Daniel, Laura, and Nora
Stupinguindous!
Supercalifrajalisticexpialidocious!

[zhotfire]

That's beerolicious! :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Ok, who's been messing with the jukebox? I selected Purple Haze and got Engelbert Humperdink singing White Christmas. It felt like pinpricks on my brain.

[Jonny_B]

Originally posted by Nofinger
That's right Jonny_B if you tell me what you want to drink I'll poor it in a glass for you :D

Fantastic! I'll have a gin and tonic if I may. :)

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Nofinger
Sorry for the waiting but here are your double coke and rum Lazarus and yours to Siggy.
Catch (me sliding them on the bar to Siggy and Lazarus)

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gifhttp://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gifhttp://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif

And Zhotfire You wanted a Beer here's yours

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/bierglas3_k.jpg

Thankee m8ee, now will somebody please stop the room from spinning - I want to go yodel down the big white telephone. :hic:

('Sbeen a looooooooong time since I had a REAL drink. oooooooooo

[LBaker]

[blows the dust from glass]

Can a guy get a drink in this joint? :D

[Nofinger]

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/bierglas3_k.jpg :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Its been quiet here. I've had the chance to handwash the lace curtains and wax the floor and fix the neon Pilsner Urquell sign. But I didn't.

[zhotfire]

Yeah, it's been quiet, but the beer supply is getting low... :hic: :D :baa:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

I guess I need to mop again. There's always "brown" ale....

[siggy]

Thanks for keeping this place alive. I have been busy as heck. And keeping my football team in shape has been quite a lot of work too. (Division leader right now) thank you very much. :hugz:

[phil]

Originally posted by Daniel, Laura, and Nora
I guess I need to mop again. There's always "brown" ale....


Newcastle Brown Ale by any chance? I love that stuff :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

No, Phil, its the beer I can squeeze out of the mop. Its usually kind of brown. Its almost as good as Newcastle if you don't mind a few mop hairs.

[LBaker]

Thanks for the beer Nofinger! LOL @ Daniel^

[Nofinger]

Its Alright LB, If you want another one just shout :)

Phil If you become a regular client, I'll order a case or two of your Newcastle Brown Ale (then Daniel dont have to share his "brown ale" with anybody else :D

[zhotfire]

Did someone say stout? .... oh... shout... are there any coffee filters left? I want some of that brown ale.... :D :hic:

[siggy]

ewwwwww :spew:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

I've got a nice summer ale going now with just a hint of lemon...Pledge.

[Hans Arne Iversen]

This place wasn't on the top at the Linux forum.
this is now fixed.

[zhotfire]

Good move Hans, i thought something was out of place! Daniel, use a glass for your ale... you're not supposed to drink it off the coffee table. Siggs is gonna have a fit when she sees the stains in the finish! Nof gave her that table at the grand opening... you'd better hide! :eek:

[Nofinger]

what table did I gave her, I don't know anything of that :D

[LBaker]

Originally posted by Nofinger
what table did I gave her, I don't know anything of that :D

Had one too many that night did you, Nofinger? :D

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Originally posted by Nofinger
what table did I gave her, I don't know anything of that :D

Don't worry. I don't think she remembers it either:D

[Ole Martin]

Here's my favorite dark ale: http://www.newcastlebrown.com/home-f.html

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by LBaker
Had one too many that night did you, Nofinger? :D

not only that night, I'm sure there are a lot more nights missing from my memory but I forgot wich ones :) :D

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
Here's my favorite dark ale: http://www.newcastlebrown.com/home-f.html

I'll order a case or 2 so when you'll come by the next time I'll can give you one :ssh: but don't tell that to Phil or else he'll beat you to it and drinks both of those cases alone without leaving one for you :rolleyes: :)

btw I'm the bartender around here so just give me a shout If you want something to drink.

[Ole Martin]

I'll bring my band (Lazy Daze) around so we'll have some music.
We installed refigarator in our band bus, so the beer will be cold enough.

You should try the Norwegian beer Hansa. http://www.hansa.no/

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

It looks mighty tasty on the website. Perhaps in my next life I'll come back as a Norwegian.

[X-Calibur]

"Velkommen til Hansa Borg Bryggerier"

What does "Borg" mean in Germa...err...Norwegian?

X'

[Ole Martin]

Borg means castle in Norwegian..
In German I have no idea.

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
I'll bring my band (Lazy Daze) around so we'll have some music.
We installed refigarator in our band bus, so the beer will be cold enough.

You should try the Norwegian beer Hansa. http://www.hansa.no/

We already have music here.
Listen to this one (http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/song1.mid)
the penguins love it:D

[Ole Martin]

Haha..

And you say you're into Black Metal...
Hmm............

I remember that song with lots of pain from familie partyes (tragedies) during the 80's
with drunken ants and grandmothers who forced me to dance.
:baa: :sad: :banghead: :spew: :mad: :dump:

[X-Calibur]

Yeah, I remember that too, Hans posted a picturre of you some while ago... you look dazzling with that duck costume you had back then... does it still fit? :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Drunken ants? Must have been some do.

[Ole Martin]

Ehh... Norwegian english.
I did mean aunts!
A duck costume??
No, I think that was really a picture of Hans Arne! :rofl:

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen
We already have music here.
Listen to this one (http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/song1.mid)
the penguins love it:D

Damm, Thats a nice Song, nice groovie beat.
Hans where can I get that song, I want it badly :rolleyes: ;) :baa:

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Groovie? I don't know if it is out on cd, but you can try. But if I remember correctly it was Sex Pistols who made it some time ago:hic:

[Nofinger]

:rofl:

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen
Groovie? I don't know if it is out on cd, but you can try. But if I remember correctly it was Sex Pistols who made it some time ago:hic:


No! It was from the earlyer days when they were Five Pistols :rolleyes:
They're first song was Satan saves the King.... :D :D :D

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Yes, I remember that one, it was a remake of Zeppelins "My way".
Daniel seems thirsty, and the floor are clean. Looks like it is my turn to spill my drink again.

[Lazarus]

I'll join ya - oops!*splash*. ;)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Oh hey thanks. I had been reduced to taking nips of Pine Sol in the broom closet.

[Lazarus]

That stuff'll rot your teeth.

[zhotfire]

But it makes your inards sparkling clean! :D

[Lazarus]

& freshens the breath

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Hmm... You smell nice today Lazarus
New toothpaste?

[siggy]

you guys are crazy. I think that is what I like about you the best :hugz: Thanks for keeping SIGGYS PLACE running while I was away :hugz:

[Ole Martin]

He's NOT heavy, he's my brother. :rofl: :rofl:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

SIGGY'S BACK!!!!

We thought you wouldn't come back. We had commissioned a portrait of you sitting on a bar stool looking elegant and imperious to hang over the bar to commemorate your illustrious reign. Now we can get a refund and buy a package of cocktail napkins. We're all out.

[siggy]

:rofl:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen
Hmm... You smell nice today Lazarus
New toothpaste?

New mouthwash actually - it's called 'Draino' ;) :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

I always wondered why you didn't have any teeth.

[Dustin]

I haven't stopped in here in quite a while. So I figured I'd stop and say hi.

So, HI! :) :cool:

[Nofinger]

Hi Dustin :cool:

Nice to see you, do you like a beer ? its from the house :)

[Dustin]

Sure.:) What do you think of my new avatar I made?

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Dustin
Sure.:) What do you think of my new avatar I made?

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/bierglas3_k.jpg
Here you go :D

Looks Great :cool: How did you make that

[Dustin]

Thanks! I used photoshop, and paint shop pro.:cool:

[Nofinger]

I should start thinking about a new avatar of my own, This one I got from mechcd, (MECHCD where are you BTW)
but now I should make it myself, damm that will be a tough one to do :(

But I Will do it, maybe

[siggy]

I really like your new avatar. Glad to see you are still around :hugz:

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Mech is around here somewhere. Still searching for his shoe:D

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen
Mech is around here somewhere. Still searching for his shoe:D

You should be looking also........ :idea:


For a hair dresser. :rofl: :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Hans, your brother has a point. Nobody wanted to say anything but, Hans, your hair is on drugs. I have a bucket of BrylCreem under the sink. Go ahead and dip your head in. It makes your hair manageable.

[Ole Martin]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

They say that chemicals can damage your hair...
But look what nothing at all does.. :rofl:

[Lazarus]

You should see mine. :eek: http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/sarge/SaiyanSmilie_anim.gif

[siggy]

where is Mech?? I miss having him around. No marching band stories? :sad: no robot stories :sad: and what about the pigskin geography? I really miss that. I know, I know, it is just for the freshmen (should be freshpersons :D ) Im glad that you are not a freshmen again, but maybe you know someone that is.

[Ole Martin]

Ouch.. :rofl:

[zhotfire]

I've heard a peep from Mech... but that's about it! Maybe he's got 3 or 4 girlfriends now and doesn't have much time to post ... ;) :D :baa: ... and the sheep will dance. :baa:

[siggy]

High School........those were the days.......

/siggy walks down memory lane......... ;)

[Lazarus]

My memory ain't that good. :( ;)

[siggy]

well Im not quite as OLD as YOU are. :p :hugz:

[Lazarus]

At the moment I feel 90yrs older'n GOD. ;) :D

[siggy]

winter is right around the corner. I really hope Siggy gets SNOW this year. :hugz:

[Ole Martin]

It's snow here allready.
I went to buy winter tires for my car today.
Boring to change tires

[siggy]

If you bring me snow to Virginia I will change your tires for you. :p

[Ole Martin]

It would proably melt on the way over. :sad:

But could a picture help? http://www.navtek.no/~baard/bilder/mai00/skalaopp.jpg

[Lazarus]

Yep, sure looks like snow to me - if I remember what it looks like. ;)

[Ole Martin]

It's not that mutch.
Just so ground is white. :hic:
But I'm not looking forward to drive the band bus.
It's 10 meter long and 11 tonn heavy.
We need a driver/roadie, so if you want the job Laz, it's your's...
Not that long to Norge. :)

[Lazarus]

Thanks for the vote of confidence m8, but I'm too fat & unfit for a life on the road these days. :( ;)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

That's a beautiful picture. Is it your front yard or backyard?

[Ole Martin]

It's not from my home..

Anyway Laz.
Who is fit for a life on the road?
The Stones?

[Lazarus]

wot about the Quo? ;) wot about Zep? they're all a bit long in the tooth, but at least they kept in practice. :D I think I'd have trouble lifting a cymbal these days. :rolleyes: :D (It'd either toughen me up - or kill me)

It's very tempting tho', but if I leave the company where I'm working now, it'd fold - I'm not trying to brag, but we've gone from a 4 depot company employing about 50 people to a single company with 4, one of whom is the boss, I'm the only technically qualified person working there. :( I'll have to stay here until it folds on it's own.

[siggy]

thanks :hugz: I love the pic :hugz:

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
Who is fit for a life on the road?

Is this a quiz?
Is the answer hedgehog's?
Most of them looks kind of flat when they are on the road, but mabye that is part of the adaption for the road life?

[Ole Martin]

NO.
NO.
Maybe, but not us... :D

[TDKozan]

Snow here last night, Siggy. You're next!

TK ;>

[Ole Martin]

The snow is nearly all gone.
Not fun for the kids, but it's long time till christmas. :hic:

It's rainig and warmer.
But in a couple of days it's half a meter again.

The only ice I wan't is the one I use in my Glenfiddich (http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/dufftown/glenfiddich/) :cool:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen


Is this a quiz?
Is the answer hedgehog's?
Most of them looks kind of flat when they are on the road, but mabye that is part of the adaption for the road life?

It'd take some doing to flatten me like that & I'd cover most of the road. ;) :D

[siggy]

Originally posted by TDKozan
Snow here last night, Siggy. You're next!

TK ;>

I really hope so. I talked to my co-workers in Omaha NE yesterday and they had snow too, about 3". :hugz:

[zhotfire]

Alright, time for a new rule... it's been so damn cold nobody has been around in the last 3 weeks! NO MORE PENGUINS!!! (unitl the bar tab is paid up!) :D

[Lazarus]

What've you got against penguins? :mad: ;)

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Lazarus
What've you got against penguins? :mad: ;)

Silly walk:confused:
:D ;)

[zhotfire]

Originally posted by Lazarus
What've you got against penguins? :mad: ;)
Like i said... until their bar tab is paid up.... ;) Those buggers sure do drink alot! :D

[Lazarus]

Ahhhh - I see THEIR bar tab - you only mentioned THE bar tab originally - fair comment then. :)

How DO penguins pay their bar tab? Or hasn't it happened yet?

[Ole Martin]

The penguins I know often water's out their drinks. ;) :D

[Lazarus]

I could understand if they watered down YOUR drinks m8ee (you probably NEED it ;) ), but to water down their OWN? :confused:

[Ole Martin]

Penguins ARE strange. :D :) ;)

Don't water out my beer!
I seldom drink booze. :hic:

[Lazarus]

There's nothing worse than watered down beer. :(

[Nofinger]

The Penguins aint watering down any of the drinks because if any one is/can put water in the drinks it would be me.
No one else is coming behind the bar as long as I'm still around :D
The Penguins are here for entertainment only and because its the only way this bar may exist here, if you guy's haven't noticed, this is the Linux thread :)

The Bartender

[Lazarus]

Right - I'm keeping a careful watch on you m8ee - SOMEONE'S watering down the beer & if it ain't the Penguins, then it's someone else. :mad: ;) :D

[dnar]

Did someone say penguin?

http://dnaresearch.com.au/images/icons/penguin_drunk_2.gif

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Lazarus
Right - I'm keeping a careful watch on you m8ee - SOMEONE'S watering down the beer & if it ain't the Penguins, then it's someone else. :mad: ;) :D

You have to stop bying light beer then. :)

Or maybe the bartender refuses to give you somethin else? :D

[Nofinger]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by dnar
[B]Did someone say penguin?

Yes !

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/pingquing.gif

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Lazarus
Right - I'm keeping a careful watch on you m8ee - SOMEONE'S watering down the beer & if it ain't the Penguins, then it's someone else. :mad: ;) :D

If you'll start drinking Rum and coke then I confess of being the one who waters down your drinks but I'll only water them down with frozen water cubs ;) :) :D

[Nofinger]

Btw You may look at me but when you start winking I'll throw you out of the bar :p :D

[Ole Martin]

Wink (http://www.funone.com/2new/10/vwink/index.html#fun) :D ;)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Ole, man, you better watch it. Nofinger is mean with a wet bar towel.

Bartender! I'll have a penguin burger, medium rare, with lettuce, tomato, and cheddar. Last time the fries were soggy. I hate it when the fries are soggy. Get it right or I'm going to encourage Lazarus to...be Lazarus. And give me a pint of that "mystery beer" while you're at it. It leaves a funny residue in the glass but the price is right.

[Lazarus]

That funny residue is Urea crystals - the liquid is extracted from penguins. ;) http://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/grnloop.gif

[zhotfire]

Ack! Think i'll stick to the local stuff... none of that imported penguin pee!

[Ole Martin]

Ouch.
A beer-wet towel.

I'll be nice now. :D

This round's on me. :) ;)

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Daniel, Laura, and Nora
Ole, man, you better watch it. Nofinger is mean with a wet bar towel.

Bartender! I'll have a penguin burger, medium rare, with lettuce, tomato, and cheddar. Last time the fries were soggy. I hate it when the fries are soggy. Get it right or I'm going to encourage Lazarus to...be Lazarus. And give me a pint of that "mystery beer" while you're at it. It leaves a funny residue in the glass but the price is right.

I don't need encouragement m8ee. ;) :D

[siggy]

Nofinger I have been reading post for 3 hours now. I think I need a drink. :hugz:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Siggy!!! Nofinger is in the basement cleaning the lines for the draft beer. Here's a double of the finest 15-year old Jamaican rum. You can chase it with a Coke served in a glass bottle.

Psst, take it from your (temporary) bartender. Reading doesn't make your mouth so dry if you don't move your lips.

Welcome back!

[Ole Martin]

Hey Siggy.
I'm sitting here with a nice an cold pint of Tuborg.
You're welcome to join me. :)
Also have a new bottle of Famous Grouse and ice in the fridge.
Yummy. :cool: :D

I'll even find my guitar and sing a song or ten. :)

We have kept you're bar stool off limit for other visitors. :D

[Lazarus]

Ole Martin, have you removed ALL the thumbtacks you used to keep everyone else off?

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by siggy
Nofinger I have been reading post for 3 hours now. I think I need a drink. :hugz:

Your wish is my command My lady :)

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif

Thanks Daniel for watching the place while I was cleaning those lines, Its one of those jobs wich has to be done ones a year before health control comes by :D

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
I'll even find my guitar and sing a song or ten. :)

Say Ole, Dont you want to join our own Rockband, The Siggy Rockers, They always can use a good Guitar player :cool:

If you don't know them here's the Band

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/smilyrband.gif

and here is one of there favorite songs Klik Here (http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/song1.mid)

[Lazarus]

AARRRGGHHHHHHH!!! NO PLEASE TAKE IT AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *THUD* (me falling over)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Let me have those pipe scrapings again, Nof. I'll bake 'em and put them out at happy hour as "Roast Chestnuts, sigggy Style." I think they're pretty good. Zhotfire ate them ALL last time minutes after I set them out. We didn't see him again until Easter but he came back with a smile on his face.

[zhotfire]

I'm not having any more of those... there are too many people i meet on the street smiling at me .... well ok, maybe i'll have just a couple ;) :hic: :baa:

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Lazarus
AARRRGGHHHHHHH!!! NO PLEASE TAKE IT AWAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! *THUD* (me falling over)

I knew You would like it :D

Daniel, I put them already in the fridge for you, I had a feeling you would want them, but please can you bake them outside.
The last time you made them in the kitchen it lasted 3 months before the smell was out of it :)

[Ole Martin]

Hmmm..
Don't think that's my kind of band, but thank's for asking. :D

[siggy]

Ole Martin you can play for me anytime. Thanks for keeping my barstool vacant for me :hugz:

[Ole Martin]

Any time. :hugz: :) ;)

[siggy]

SIGGY HAS SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:baa: :baa: :baa: :baa: :baa: :baa: :baa: :baa:

*siggy does the happy dance*

[Lazarus]

You can go off people ya know! ;) :p :D

[Ole Martin]

We got half a meter snow. :)
Fun for the kids.
Hope it'll stay till christmas. :hic:

[Lazarus]

Half a metre - I'd settle for a tenth of that. :(

[Hans Arne Iversen]

I have snow too:banghead:
:idea:
Why can't they have a "pollution day" to get rid of the ozone layer and start some serious global warming?
We have mothers and fathers day, no smocking day and valentine day.
I guess the important things never get days named after them :(

[Ole Martin]

Yes, the important days.
We could have litle brothers day. :D

(and to hell with big brother's day) ;) :)

[siggy]

well I have about a 1/2 a foot of snow. My kids and I have been out playing most of the morning. :D

:ssh: dont tell anyone 'cause I'm suppose to be working. ;) :hugz:

[Ole Martin]

This (http://www.nny.com/holiday/snowcraft.htm) game made me think abuot how fun and cruel at the same time snow can be. :D

(a was really small when I was younger, so I had snow bath during a winter) :(


But the game is funny, and remember sound. (love the laugh) :) ;)

[siggy]

Thank you for sharing. That was fun. :hugz:

[siggy]

I think it is time to start decorating for the holidays. Didn't we have holiday smilies last year? :D :hugz:

[Lazarus]

How's about this'n
http://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/snowmananm4.gif

[Ole Martin]

Here's (http://spill.startsiden.no/jul2002/pakkefabrikken_lyd.html) a boring Santa game. :baa: :hic:
:) ;)

[siggy]

That was not as easy as it looks. :hugz: Ole Martin

[siggy]

Originally posted by Lazarus
How's about this'n
http://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/snowmananm4.gif

thank you Lazarus. It is just what this place needed. :hugz: Now I just need to find those christmas lights and start stringing up the bar. :hugz:

[Lazarus]

I got lots more too. :D :hugz:

http://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/elf_left.gifhttp://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/polka.gifhttp://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/elf_rite.gif

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Originally posted by siggy


thank you Lazarus. It is just what this place needed. :hugz: Now I just need to find those christmas lights and start stringing up the bar. :hugz:

Are you thinking about crossing the floor to get to the bar?
Remember your lifejacket. It is some ale on the floor:eek:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Hans Arne Iversen


Are you thinking about crossing the floor to get to the bar?
Remember your lifejacket. It is some ale on the floor:eek:

Surely SCUBA gear would be better? ;) :D

[Ole Martin]

It can be dangerous to swim in beer. :(
You can drown when you try to swollow. :D

[siggy]

Oh Daniel I think we need some mopping in here :hugz: please :hugz:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

I hate it when the beer rises above my waders. Unfortunately I already mopped this month. You'll have to settle for my ferry service.

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Daniel, Laura, and Nora
I hate it when the beer rises above my waders. Unfortunately I already mopped this month. You'll have to settle for my ferry service.

Maybe this (http://www.newmakewaterpumps.com/prod.htm) could help you. :D

[zhotfire]

... my pump lifts water without spilling a drop...
This is very important when used with beer.... SOLD! :D

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Ole Martin


Maybe this (http://www.newmakewaterpumps.com/prod.htm) could help you. :D

Personally, I think it's a load of bullocks. ;) :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Laz, you are a genius. I think we need two pumps. The big agriculture-grade 5 horsepower honker will keep the floor dry. I also would like to get their tiny pump to set up an indoor beer fountain. Think of how classy that would be! We could commission a statue of siggy pouring from a frothy pitcher of beer, sort of like those St. Pauli Girl ads. You could drink your beer, gaze at siggy, and relax to the sound of spilled beer burbling. The penguins could frolic in it.

[Ole Martin]

:sad:
Why does Laz get all the credit. :confused:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
:sad:
Why does Laz get all the credit. :confused:

cos I'm the handsome, intelligent one. ;)

http://www.novakovich.free-online.co.uk/images/cybeanim.gif<---ME! ;)

:D

(I'm not sure if I'd care to drink beer that penguins have been frolicking in - you don't know what they've stepped.)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
:sad:
Why does Laz get all the credit. :confused: Oops! Sorry Ole! You're the genius. I'm an idiot. And so is Laz.

[Lazarus]

OK, so I'm a handsome, intelligent idiot. :p ;) :D

[zhotfire]

HEY! I resemble that remark! :p

[Ole Martin]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:cool:

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Lazarus
OK, so I'm a idiot. :p ;) :D

Yes.
I can agree an that. :D :p ;)

[Lazarus]

I've never claimed to be anything else - that's why I'm into rock music. ;) :p (the deeper you're in - the bigger the idiot you are. :D :p ;) it must be all that http://smiliez.de/img.php/2283.gif or maybe http://smiliez.de/img.php/2278.gif or possibly this http://smiliez.de/img.php/830.gif after the gig. ;)

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Eh.....Can you take that again Laz, and a little slower...:o

[Lazarus]

It must be all that http://smiliez.de/img.php/2283.gif (headbanging) or maybe http://smiliez.de/img.php/2278.gif (loud music) or possibly this http://smiliez.de/img.php/830.gif (wild partying) after the gig.

[Ole Martin]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hmmmmmmmm....
Have I been partying after the gigs???

Can't remember..
Was too drunk I guess. :D

[zhotfire]

It's not what you can't remember, it's what you forget! :) :D ;)

[Lazarus]

You must've had a really good time m8ee. ;)

[Ole Martin]

:D
If I don't remember, my friends always does.
Sometimes I hope they wouldn't. :D

At least I'm not drunk at the gigs. :hic:
(not after last time) :(

I was empty for beer, but had a lemon vodka in the fridge.
Bad combination.
I had been to work earlyer.
Dont remember mutch of that gig. :( :o

Learned my lesson after that. :)

[Lazarus]

but was your performance better or worse? ;) :D

[zhotfire]

His performance at what? ;) :D

[Lazarus]

Whatever. ;)

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Ole plays in the siggy's place house band when he isn't laying down tracks for the next Rolling Stones album.

[dnar]

Damn this thread must be the longest vBulletin thread ANYWERE. :)

[Lazarus]

I wonder how much longer it's likely to get?

[dnar]

My wife was saying that just last night... :eek:

[verT]

Originally posted by dnar
My wife was saying that just last night... :eek:


Inside thought!!! inside thought!!!:D :p

[veggyhed]

Originally posted by dnar
In future, all posts are to this thread!
This measure will save approximately 2GB server bandwidth per year, as I won't have to change Linux forums 20 times per day just to read your DRIBBLE!!! :D :D :D

Since joining TGC I have wondered what this thread is about. Read through some of it but got lost on a straight path of chaos..

Above quote is the start of this thread....

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Lazarus
but was your performance better or worse? ;) :D

My performance on stage was worse.
Was to drunk to the other performance. :(
:) ;)

[dnar]

Originally posted by veggyhed


Since joining TGC I have wondered what this thread is about. Read through some of it but got lost on a straight path of chaos..

Above quote is the start of this thread....
You had to be there...

[X-Calibur]

Originally posted by dnar
My wife was saying that just last night... :eek:

Yuppers mate, she had that soap that nite to watch and was wondering when the usual 2 minutes would be over... 2 minutes can be very LONG when you are bored... LOL j/k

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Happy New year everyone!
Just been out to see the fireworks.
Now I'm going into the new year with a drink and Ozzy on the speakers:D :baa:

[zhotfire]

Happy New Year! :)

[Ole Martin]

A happy new year to everybody. :gift: :) ;)

[siggy]

Re: >> All posts here siggy <<
quote:
Originally posted by dnar
In future, all posts are to this thread!
This measure will save approximately 2GB server bandwidth per year, as I won't have to change Linux forums 20 times per day just to read your DRIBBLE!!!


Since joining TGC I have wondered what this thread is about. Read through some of it but got lost on a straight path of chaos..

Above quote is the start of this thread....



.
Veggyhed
Better living through digital means

Well let me try and give you the Readers Digest version.

I was trying to out post Dnar, and I also wanted to see "SIGGY" as the last post in every forum. But I had nothing useful to offer in the Linux forum so I posted everywhere in it. (mostly windows dribble) Dnar being the mod of the Linux forum got tired of wadding thru my dripple looking for the ppl that had actual questions. So he banned me to this one thread (in the Linux forum) I was happy cause I had some place to post to the be last post in the forum and Dnar was happy cause he could ignore this thread.

Since then there have also been a few post wars in this thread. Some of the post will not make since unless read with the other threads that we were having the wars in at the time.

The rest should be in the thread as history.

I did manage to pass Dnar in post counts on August 25th 2001. I am the Queen of the post count and I am also the Queen in charge of HUGS :hugz:

p.s. I am also the Proprietor of SIGGYS PLACE (which is this thread) Nofinger is the bartender and can get you any kind of drink you desire. Daniel is in charge of mopping the place. And the penquins (we are in Linux land after all) are the servers. Ole Martin also plays here occasionally.

So pull up a bar stool and let Nofinger know what you would like. First drink is on the house.

:hugz:

[veggyhed]

Thanks :D I now understand this thread.I think your response should be a sticky in the new members place that way us newbies understand :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Nice medal, veg! I like your sticky idea. siggy, you're a mod, right? Can you wave a wand or something?

[siggy]

I know that there is a way to make a thread sticky, I don't know if you can make a post a sticky. :confused:

[Nofinger]

try spilling some soda over it, then it will get sticky :D

[zhotfire]

ROFL! :rofl: :D

[siggy]

with all the stuff that is spilled around here, it should be plenty sticky already :D :hugz:

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Ole's shoe is still stuck to the floor at the far end of the bar.

[Lazarus]

My butt's still stuck to the barstool - that's why I can't reach my wallet. ;)

(that's my excuse & I'm sticking to it. :p ) :D ;)

[siggy]

I have been wondering who belonged to that shoe.

Lazarus If you are going to try and get away without paying. I have some QD contact cleaner that will unstick anything. Better yet how about nail polish remover? It may sting but what the heck, it ain't my a$$. :D

[Ole Martin]

I never care if I loose a shoe or two, as long as I've got my guitar. :D


And Laz.
You're supposed to sit on the the stool, not having it in you. :D :p :p :p :p

[zhotfire]

I think that is Mech's shoe... the one he lost like a year ago... :baa:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by siggy
I have been wondering who belonged to that shoe.

Lazarus If you are going to try and get away without paying. I have some QD contact cleaner that will unstick anything. Better yet how about nail polish remover? It may sting but what the heck, it ain't my a$$. :D

Uh - I think I'd prefer the QD stuff. :eek:

(but the ink on the banknotes would prolly run. ;) )

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Ole Martin
....
And Laz.
You're supposed to sit on the the stool, not having it in you. :D :p :p :p :p

I AM sat on it - that's my problem. :(

[siggy]

Hey nofinger I could use some popcorn myself :hugz:

[Lazarus]

He should have plenty to spare. :D

[siggy]

well I will have to stick with popcorn and soda for a while. No alcohol while I am on this medication. But I can have fun anyway :hugz: :D

Hey Ole I think we need some music in here. Hans use to post your music in here for us quite often. Maybe we can have another?

[Lazarus]

How about a live gig, Hans? ;)

[siggy]

WOW you mean like a video? can that be done? got to be careful of Bandwidth or papa Phil will kill it. :hugz:

[Lazarus]

I wouldn't mind just audio (prolly be better, then we wouldn't have to LOOK at him. ;) :p )

[siggy]

Ouch.....


:hugz: for the Ole Martin

[Lazarus]

We'd all need hugs if we had to see him. ;) :p :D

[Nofinger]

Siggy, for you I made a fresh batch of popcorn, here you go

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/popcorn.gif

and because you don't take alcohol I made you a nice coke and rum without the Rum :D

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/cokedrink.gif

Hey Siggy, do you smell something funny in here, O, I see, Lazarus did you wet your pants again :) :D

[siggy]

aww thank you Nofinger (*****) you are the best.

*siggy slaat Nofinger een beetje met een grote roeispaan.

Translated *Siggy gives Nofinger a great big Hug. :hugz:

[Lazarus]

'Sfunny - I thought it was your socks. ;) :p :D

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by siggy
aww thank you Nofinger (*****) you are the best.

*siggy slaat Nofinger een beetje met een grote roeispaan.

Translated *Siggy gives Nofinger a great big Hug. :hugz:

Thanks Siggy, but the next time don't make it such a wet :hugz: :D

:hugz: :hugz:

Btw Laz, My socks cant smell, I don't wear them :) (and they don't have noses :D ;) )

[siggy]

Some things are better wet. (big sloppy kisses, swimmng pools, lakes.......get your mind out of the gutter)

But I guess hugs should be dry. :hugz:

[Lazarus]

I'll take 'em any way I can get 'em. :D ;)

[Hans Arne Iversen]

I'm uploading one now.
Can't remember if I have posted it before.
It's old time rock'n roll

[Hans Arne Iversen]

Here it is (http://home.c2i.net/hansarne/ld/Old time rock and roll.mp3)

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Nofinger
Btw Laz, My socks cant smell, I don't wear them :) (and they don't have noses :D ;) )

must've been something you ate then. :p ;) :D

[Lazarus]

Cool music Hans - I liked it. :)

[Ole Martin]

:)
Thank's.
It's our "honky" old time r&r music.

We shall have a studio reherse on sunday.

Bout time:o
We planned to be recording in January, but that ship has sailed long ago.

Have you put up please don't yet Hans Arne?
Or Roars ballade? Most people love that one.

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Great stuff. I'm looking forward to your cd. The acoustics at siggy's have been bad since we had to take out the shag carpet.

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Lazarus
must've been something you ate then. :p ;) :D

I don't think so, whats could be wrong with garlic bread, garlic and onion soup, lambfilet baked with 20 cloves of garlic, baked potatoes with bacon, onion and a bit of garlic and as a dessert I had garlic flavoured ice cream :D :p

[thinkmodeon] where did I leave that half onion I just had a bite of [thinkmodeoff]

[Lazarus]

That wouldn't just keep vampires away m8ee http://64.207.13.28/mysmilies/contrib/legionxs/fart.gif- are you related to Dr Van Helsing? ;)

[siggy]

EXCELLENT music. Even the penquins were on the dance floor. :D :hugz:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by siggy
EXCELLENT music. Even the penquins were on the dance floor. :D :hugz:

Careful where you dance waaaaaaaaaa - thud (bloody penguins - they should be house-broken)

[siggy]

Hey the Penquins are house broken. Its the ppl that can't keep their drink in their glasses. :D

[Lazarus]

It's very difficult to keep drinks in glasses when you're slipping on pengy droppings. :( *ugh*

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Hey! Stop complaining. Those droppings are decent fresh ones. I mopped a week or two ago.

[Nofinger]

Btw Daniel, Its time to mop again :)
When you're finished You'll get a free beer from me :D

[Daniel, Laura, and Nora]

Mmmmm beer!

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Daniel, Laura, and Nora
Hey! Stop complaining. Those droppings are decent fresh ones. I mopped a week or two ago.

daily would be nicer - or put nappies (diapers) on them

[Ole Martin]

Originally posted by Lazarus


daily would be nicer - or put nappies (diapers) on them

We had a meeting, and someone suggested two diapers on you.
One below, and the other one on top. :D

[Billy_Bat]

I got plenty over here!




Oh, you wanted clean ones??? Sorry, Laz!
:D

[Ole Martin]

:D
Got some here also.


:)

[Lazarus]

The top ones should preferably be clean - but I'm adaptable. :p :D ;)

[Ole Martin]

Pervert. :D :p

;)

[Lazarus]

That's PERVECT if you please. ;) :D

[Ole Martin]

Oh please behave. :) :D

[Lazarus]

I DO behave - not always well, but I do behave. :p ;) :D

[siggy]

ok play nice. :p

[Ole Martin]

I play nice music. :D ;)

[siggy]

You play great music. :hugz:

[Ole Martin]

Thanks. :) :hugz:

Not so great in height, so get even by playing. :D ;)

[Nofinger]

I'm great in height, but not in playing (a instrument :) )

[Lazarus]

& I'm neither great in height or music. :( ;)

[siggy]

I am great in height for a female. I seem to have an ear for music. I just can't sing :D :hugz: