Lazarus
29th April 2002, 18:24
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Letter to my wife...
From: hubby@homealone.com TO: wife@youarelost.com
Dear Wife....
I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the
events of our family.
I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer,
but you just kept telling me that you would
BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you
this email.
John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you
bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he
giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him
dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard.
Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can
you read the letters I tried to paint back on your
keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.
Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good
time and said to thank you for letting them use your
car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath
the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that
she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case
you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise
your feet when she's running the sweeper.
Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to
school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to
know if you would come to one of his games if we bought
you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's
the one who empties your porta potty for you.
Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months
ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died
from old age, your mom and dad painted the room where
your computer is (hope you like the color), the church
has a new pastor, the President has been impeached, and
oh yes..... I have a new job.
Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in
about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We
all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time
the power goes off!
Love, Your Husband
Letter to my wife...
From: hubby@homealone.com TO: wife@youarelost.com
Dear Wife....
I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the
events of our family.
I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer,
but you just kept telling me that you would
BRB.....whatever that means. So, I decided to send you
this email.
John Jr. cut his first tooth today. He's the one you
bounce on your knee while typing. Remember how he
giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound? Sorry about him
dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard.
Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you? Can
you read the letters I tried to paint back on your
keyboard? Most of them had been rubbed off.
Susie had her first date Saturday night. She had a good
time and said to thank you for letting them use your
car. She put the keys back on the key rack underneath
the cobwebs where she found them. Do you realize that
she wears the same size clothes as you do? In case
you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise
your feet when she's running the sweeper.
Tim is playing football. He looks forward to going to
school now that he has a sport to play. He wanted to
know if you would come to one of his games if we bought
you a laptop to bring along? Do you remember him? He's
the one who empties your porta potty for you.
Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months
ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, the dog died
from old age, your mom and dad painted the room where
your computer is (hope you like the color), the church
has a new pastor, the President has been impeached, and
oh yes..... I have a new job.
Well, I think that's about it. I'll email you again in
about 3 months. You take care of yourself honey. We
all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time
the power goes off!
Love, Your Husband