Country Girl...

[Lazarus]

While vacationing in the hills of Alabama, the big city man discovered that he had no writing paper at all for his personal correspondence.

He went into the small town nearby and found only an old-fashioned country store.

Behind the counter was a really nice looking young lass, quite obviously a local farm girl.

He asked, "Do you keep stationery?"

"Well," she giggled, "I can...until I have an orgasm, then I just go plain wild and crazy!"

[Louis_Berding2002]

:rofl: Where on earth do you find these? :D

[Lazarus]

I could tell you - but then I'd have to kill you. ;)

[Louis_Berding2002]

Please! Shoot me! Then I could get some rest. :D :p

[Lazarus]

I wouldn't do that to a m8 - besides, I'm having too much fun torturing you. :D

[Louis_Berding2002]

Thanks, so where's my hug? :D :p :p






PS: I've gotten the 60 second warning five times in ten minutes. I bet Siggy's never had that before. :D

[Lazarus]

:hugz:

There - is that better?

& I wouldn't bet on Siggy not having at least 5x in 10 mins. :)

[Louis_Berding2002]

Yeah, maybe I wouldn't either...but, I need to say things like that to make her try harder to beat me. :D

[Lazarus]

I don't think she needs any encouragement - she's a devil in disguise. ;)

[Louis_Berding2002]

Originally posted by Lazarus
I don't think she needs any encouragement - she's a devil in disguise. ;)
I am sure you mean the country girl and not Siggy. Because if we are discussing the country girl, we are still on topic...therefore, our posts should not get deleted. :D :ssh: :p

[Lazarus]

Oh - of course. ;) :ssh: ;)

[siggy]

Im not the devil. :(

Yes I get the 60 sec thing all the time. It was done for me, remember. Its something I live with. I know that Phil loves me anyway :hugz: Phil.

[Louis_Berding2002]

See? He's evil! I tired to defend you. :D

[Lazarus]

I was talking about the "Country Girl" Siggy - I'd never describe you as a devil.

( *phew* I think I got away with it)

[Louis_Berding2002]

Originally posted by Lazarus
I was talking about the "Country Girl" Siggy - I I hate you and I'm going to kill you!

( *phew* I think I got away with it)

Look out Siggy!!! He's pure evil!! Look at what he said!!

[Lazarus]

that last bit was aimed at YOU, Louis - keep an eye out behind. :p

[Louis_Berding2002]

:D :p

I'm a chicken. I can turn my head and see behind me. :p

[Lazarus]

Ah yes - It'd slipped my mind - always happens to us "ADULTS". :p ;)

[siggy]

Welshmen are not evil Louis ;)

[Lazarus]

Thank you Siggy. (but we CAN be very wicked. ;) )

[Louis_Berding2002]

They also must be well trained in the art of fighting a post war. :D He had me going very good this morning. ;) :D