"acceptable Excuses"

[Lazarus]

A college professor had just finished explaining how
important it was that a research project be turned in on
time. He said there were only two acceptable excuses
for late projects:

1) A certifiable medical excuse
2) A death in the student's immediate family

A smart-ass student raised his hand and asked, "What
about extreme sexual exhaustion?" As expected, this
caused an explosion of laughter. After the class had
settled down, the professor froze the student with a
glaring look and said, "Well, in that case, I guess you
would just have to learn how to write with your other
hand."

[Louis_Berding2002]

I object now! I have heard this one way too much to now see it here. :p When are you posting these? I never see you online at the same time as me anymore...are you hiding?:p

[Lazarus]

AH, I get it - you were the student in question. ;) :p

[Louis_Berding2002]

:eek: :mad:
WHAT?!?!


My Teacher said he would never tell anyone about that!!


:hic: ;)