Lazarus
13th May 2002, 18:01
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from
Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking
out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who
couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the
case. "Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls
out on time. Your mother can explain THAT to you."
Kansas City to Chicago. The son, who had been looking
out the window, turned to his mother and asked, "If big
dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why
don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who
couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the
flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight
attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have
baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The
flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to
ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the
case. "Well, then," she replied, "tell your mother that
there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls
out on time. Your mother can explain THAT to you."