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Lazarus
20th May 2002, 18:12
Customer: Where can I get a BIOS upgrade for by 286 computer?
Tech: The unit should have been shipped with the latest bios.

Customer: Well I upgraded the processor myself, and my computer doesn't seem to work.

Tech: What did you upgrade the processor to?

Customer: I upgraded it to a 486DX-50.

Tech: Sir... The 286 chip is soldered on the motherboard!

Customer: I know, I took out my handy soldering iron and took it out and put the 486 on myself.

Tech: Sir, the 486 is bigger than the 286.

Customer: I know, I had to use quite a bit of solder to solder the extra pins together.

Tech: Sir I have to put you on hold for a second.

the Tech laughed so hard he almost fell out of his chair.

Louis_Berding2002
22nd May 2002, 09:37
Very strong openning...but, your finish sucked. :p



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Lazarus
22nd May 2002, 13:29
Not MY finish at all m8ee - I'm just a copy'n'paste artist. :p

Louis_Berding2002
28th May 2002, 09:43
I know what you are doing. :p But, you posted it here...so, you get the blame! :p ;)

Lazarus
28th May 2002, 19:46
Not blame, surely - more like honours. :p ;)