Work to rule...

[Lazarus]

A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in New
York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was
pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious,
well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon
the two became extremely friendly.

About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom
shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, "He's
on his way home, but he's going back to the office
around 8. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where
we left off."

The union plumber looked at the woman in disbelief.
"What? On my own time??"

[Louis_Berding2002]

Nope...not good. Not good at all!


rating:2

[Lazarus]

were you the donor in a sense of humour transplant? :p ;)

[Billy_Bat]

Being in the construction biz I thought it was very funny!
9 :cool: :)

[Lazarus]

Thank you Billy, it's nice to be appreciated. :D

[Nofinger]

Originally posted by Louis_Berding2002
Nope...not good. Not good at all!


rating:2

Only start telling someone that He/she isn't funny if you can do it beter :)

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Nofinger


Only start telling someone that He/she isn't funny if you can do it beter :)

Thank you Nofinger - atleast I've got a couple of friends here. ;) :D

[siggy]

:hugz: Lazarus :hugz:

[Lazarus]

Thank you Siggy, I know that I can always count on you - not that I would ever take you for granted. :) :hugz: :hugz: :hugz: :hugz: :hugz:

[Lazarus]

A man stops by a cafe for breakfast. After paying
the tab, he checks his pockets and leaves his tip--three
pennies.
As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses,
only half to herself: "You know, you can tell a lot
about a man by the tip he leaves."
The man turns around, curiosity getting the better
of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what does my tip say?"
"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man."
Barely able to conceal his pride, the man
utters, "Hmmm, true enough."
"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."
Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's
true, too."
"And the third penny tells me that your father was
one, too."

[siggy]

that was a good one Lazarus :rofl:

[Lazarus]

:hugz: Thank you Siggy. :hugz: