Lazarus
8th June 2002, 20:34
Men who can answer "yes" to five or more of these
questions should consider carefully before proposing
marriage.
* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven
as "that square thing?"
* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice
per sentence?
* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to
a plastic surgeon.
* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more
local bikers?
* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names
tattooed on her?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents
to an old boyfriend's?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents
to the Green Bay Packers?
* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-
Drum?
* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell
the word sex?
* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg
Emma's House of Painful Delights?
questions should consider carefully before proposing
marriage.
* In the kitchen, has she ever referred to an oven
as "that square thing?"
* Does she use the phrase "you know" more than twice
per sentence?
* Is she making monthly payments of more than $300 to
a plastic surgeon.
* Have you noticed her name tattoed on three or more
local bikers?
* Have you noticed three or more local bikers' names
tattooed on her?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents
to an old boyfriend's?
* Does she regularly compare your love-making talents
to the Green Bay Packers?
* Does she have a wholesale source for Deodorant-in-a-
Drum?
* Has she ever used the word poo-poo?
* If forced to use it at all, does she choose to spell
the word sex?
* Does her resume include a six-year stint at Big Leg
Emma's House of Painful Delights?