Lazarus
26th June 2002, 16:46
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is
planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Texas
Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to
El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and
finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink
Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a
vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks,
Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor - Texas
Style". The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to
Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to
Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to
El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and
finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink
Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm gay, I'm a
vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, George Strait Sucks,
Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.