Lazarus
9th July 2002, 21:20
Tommy walks into school 20 minutes late.
"Sorry I'm late," he says, "but I didn't get my f*****g breakfast."
"How dare you use language like that!" says the teacher, "stand in the corner!"
She then carries on with the geography lesson. "Who can tell me where the Canadian border is?" she asks.
No one in the class answers.
Tommy puts his hand up. The teacher ignores him and continues to ask.
Still no one answers so reluctantly she says to Tommy, "OK, then where is the Canadian border?"
Tommy replies "He's in bed with my Mom, that's why I didn't get my f*****g breakfast!"
"Sorry I'm late," he says, "but I didn't get my f*****g breakfast."
"How dare you use language like that!" says the teacher, "stand in the corner!"
She then carries on with the geography lesson. "Who can tell me where the Canadian border is?" she asks.
No one in the class answers.
Tommy puts his hand up. The teacher ignores him and continues to ask.
Still no one answers so reluctantly she says to Tommy, "OK, then where is the Canadian border?"
Tommy replies "He's in bed with my Mom, that's why I didn't get my f*****g breakfast!"