Kids say the cutest things

[siggy]

A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of
kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed
his mother that there were two boy kittens and two
girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he
replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

[Louis_Berding2002]

Wow Siggs! I'm glad to see that everything you type, no matter what it is, is still better than everything Lazzie types. ;)

:p:p
:baa:

[Lazarus]

I don't type - I cut'n'paste. :p

[Louis_Berding2002]

Maybe if you did...you'd get rid of that limp! :p ;)

[Lazarus]

Limp what? It ain't my wrist m8ee. :p

[siggy]

I would cut and paste, but that does not help my Project-Dolphin counts. :hugz:

[Bruce]

I always use CTRL-C and CTRL-V ;)

[siggy]

Well I do too. I learned the keyboard commands before I got my first mouse, and some of them are still easier then the mouse. :hugz:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by siggy
I would cut and paste, but that does not help my Project-Dolphin counts. :hugz:

that's why I'm not in Project Dolphin - it wouldn't be worth it, unless it could count characters & not keystrokes. ;)

[Lazarus]

Quotes From Kids :-)

My young brother asked me what happens after we die.
I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms
eat our bodies.
I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to
Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him too much.
Age 10

When I go to heaven, I want to see my grandpa again.
But he better have lost the nose hair and the old-man smell.
Age 11

I once heard the voice of God. It said, "Vrrrrmmmmmm."
Unless it was just a lawn mower.
Age 11

Whenever I start getting sad about where I am in my life,
I think about the last words of my favorite uncle, "A truck!"
Age 15

It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's
birthday, like they do for the queen.
Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a
candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
Age 8

Home is where the house is.
Age 6

Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my
teacher.
That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
Age 15

It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into an
accident.
No, wait. That would be good because if anyone needed it,
the blood would be right there.
Age 5

For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard
rock.
That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
Age 6

I gaze at the brilliant full moon. The same one, I think to
myself, at which Socrates, Aristotle, and Plato gazed.
Suddenly, I imagine they appear beside me.
I tell Socrates about the national debate over one's right
to die and wonder at the constancy of the human condition.
I tell Plato that I live in the country that has come the closest
to Utopia, and I show him a copy of the Constitution.
I tell Aristotle that we have found many more than four basic
elements and I show him a periodic table.
I get a box of kitchen matches and strike one.
They gasp with wonder.
We spend the rest of the night lighting farts.
Age 15

If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize
world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be -
- until the looting started.
Age 15

[Bruce]

Originally posted by Lazarus
that's why I'm not in Project Dolphin - it wouldn't be worth it, unless it could count characters & not keystrokes.

I'm not sure how many keystrokes you take, but you certainly are ONE character.:D :ssh: :D

[Louis_Berding2002]

Originally posted by Lazarus
If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize
world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be -
- until the looting started.
Age 15

Actually made me smile with this one... ;):hugz:

[Louis_Berding2002]

Originally posted by Bruce


I'm not sure how many keystrokes you take, but you certainly are ONE character.:D :ssh: :D

Great one, Bruce! :D ;) :hugz:

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Bruce


I'm not sure how many keystrokes you take, but you certainly are ONE character.:D :ssh: :D
Why thankee m8ee, I didn't know you cared. :p ;)

[Lazarus]

Originally posted by Louis_Berding2002


Actually made me smile with this one... ;):hugz:

Do you need any Band-Aids? (to fix the cracks in your face. ;) :p ):D

[Louis_Berding2002]

No...I just had to read another one of your jokes....that put me right to sleep. :p ;) :hugz:

[Lazarus]

Haven't you found it yet? :confused: :p