What trip?

[Bruce]

One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business trips.

Anticipating some valuable testimonials, the publicity department of the airline sent out letters to all the wives of businessmen who used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed their trip.

Responses are still pouring in asking, "What trip???"

[Louis_Berding2002]

:D Funny. ;)

[Lazarus]

:rofl: very :rofl:

[Louis_Berding2002]

Maybe you can copy from Bruce, his are better. :p ;)

[Lazarus]

:eek: That'd be stealing. :eek: ;) :p

[Louis_Berding2002]

Yes...well, I'd rather read his jokes twice, then read one of your jokes once. ;) :p

j/k
:baa:

[Lazarus]

You DO read 'em twice - when I post 'em & then when he does. ;) :p :D

[Louis_Berding2002]

Yes, well...his clipboard is much funnier than your's. :p

[Lazarus]

Sez you. :p ;)

[siggy]

"What Trip?" Thats a good one :hugz:

[Lazarus]

A defendant was on trial for murder in Oklahoma. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom."

He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.

Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I, therefore, put it to you that there is reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty."

The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.

"But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."

Answered the jury foreman: "Oh, we did look. But your client didn’t."

[siggy]

:rofl: good one :hugz:

[Louis_Berding2002]

Good one Lazzie. ;) you get an 8! :D

[Lazarus]

Thankee all :D

[Louis_Berding2002]

Well....don't get too used to it. ;):p