Blind man's visual lounge... post your pic's jokes(may be dangerous for Dialup users) [Archive]

X-Calibur

29th July 2001, 17:38

This will be graphical intensive,....
The original idea is Dave_S copyright 2001-2002.

Todays theme is "Penis Personnalities"...

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/1.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/2.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/3.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/4.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/5.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/6.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/7.jpg

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/8.jpg

geekboy

29th July 2001, 23:21

http://www.hurontel.on.ca/~geekboy/jokepic1.jpg

Chris Wolfe

30th July 2001, 01:38

http://members.home.com/chriswellison/101dals.jpg

phil

30th July 2001, 06:17

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/phil.harling/images/remote.jpg

Dave S

30th July 2001, 13:04

http://wasya.com/images/bitchgoal.jpg

X-Calibur

30th July 2001, 13:57

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/41.jpg

X-Calibur

30th July 2001, 13:59

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/51.jpg

MechCD

30th July 2001, 14:08

ouch!

zhotfire

31st July 2001, 00:24

It certainly explains the length.....

dnar

31st July 2001, 20:25

What else would you expect from me.....

http://members.iinet.net.au/~dnar/images/jokes/reboot.jpg

siggy

31st July 2001, 21:36

Nothing. This is exactly the kind of Dribble I expect from you.

MechCD

31st July 2001, 23:04

Originally posted by dnar
What else would you expect from me.....

http://members.iinet.net.au/~dnar/images/jokes/reboot.jpg
Coo! My uptime record is 2 dys 22 hours.

I had to boot into windblow to print out something from another box. Samba taint workin enough

What this dribble thing siggy keeps talkin about? I missed something

Are belong to us

Rizzo

1st August 2001, 03:18

We have 3 Windows Me machines that run 24/7. Uptime is around 5 days on each before they need a reboot.

zhotfire

1st August 2001, 04:34

Originally posted by Rizzo
We have 3 Windows Me machines that run 24/7. Uptime is around 5 days on each before they need a reboot.
What? Really? I'm running win98se on mine... they last well over 30 days without reboot. If it wasn't for the last power outage one of them would have been up for 100 days! Is that uncommon? :confused: I have to shut them down occaisionally to move them or to swap hardware, but a reboot is practically unheard of for the dedicated G@H machines. :cool:

wylie

1st August 2001, 04:56

One for mohT
Clean one for a change.....
http://members.iinet.net.au/~mje/images/cpatch.JPG

dnar

1st August 2001, 06:41

Tbird: 6:42pm up 32 days, 2:45, 5 users, load average: 2.21, 2.16, 2.11
Celeron: 6:42pm up 45 days, 4:56, 3 users, load average: 2.03, 2.01, 2.00
486: 6:43pm up 45 days, 4:58, 2 users, load average: 0.23, 0.22, 0.21

All restarted due UPS or Fan mods....

wylie

1st August 2001, 07:05

um......wrong forum dnar???

shubles

1st August 2001, 07:27

Why stick men are extinct...

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~susanpwright/images/why_stick_men_are_extinct.jpg

Chas

1st August 2001, 07:52

Originally posted by shubles
Why stick men are extinct...

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~susanpwright/images/why_stick_men_are_extinct.jpg

Nice one Shubles LOL

MechCD

1st August 2001, 13:37

My dedicated crunchers have been running for somewhere around 14 days now. I had to modify their chassis so I needed to tern em off, didn't wantt nuts or screws falling onto my 500.

Dave S

1st August 2001, 19:33

http://wasya.com/images/Big_brother_is_watching_you013.gif

X-Calibur

1st August 2001, 21:13

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/11.jpg

X-Calibur

1st August 2001, 21:13

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/19thhole.jpg
A classic will remain a classic !

X-Calibur

1st August 2001, 21:14

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/21.jpg

X-Calibur

1st August 2001, 21:15

To keep in the Viagra spirit
http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/31.jpg

X-Calibur

1st August 2001, 21:15

http://www.excalibur-corp.com/~pcote/jokes/61.jpg

shubles

2nd August 2001, 09:50

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~susanpwright/images/Betty%20BOO.gif

Dave S

2nd August 2001, 13:18

http://wasya.com/images/BloodyIdiot.jpg

Dave S

2nd August 2001, 13:23

http://wasya.com/images/nn.jpg

Dave S

2nd August 2001, 18:21

http://wasya.com/images/homerdance01.gif

papeniglio

3rd August 2001, 06:03

Hey Dave,
that walkin' lady is simply wonderful.... Did you use Poser for her? I'm quite a newbie with this software and I'm collecting some tutorials, manuals & samples to learn something more..
Anyway, GREAT JOB! ;)

GeeK!

Dave S

3rd August 2001, 10:32

papeniglio,
one of my mates gave that to me, he said he done it but i'm not sure:rolleyes:, he is sh#t hot at this stuff tho, i will ask wot he uses:)

Dave S

3rd August 2001, 12:16

http://wasya.com/images/Jerry's.gif

Nofinger

4th August 2001, 15:31

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/naaktvrouwhond.jpg

Nofinger

4th August 2001, 15:35

http://home.wanadoo.nl/rj.dewinter/spoedgevallenstofzuiger_small.jpg

shubles

4th August 2001, 22:25

http://members.dingoblue.net.au/~susanpwright/images/Muffins.jpg

wylie

4th August 2001, 22:33

errrrrrrrr.......perhaps a quick explanation for our US members...
"fanny" over here refers to an altogether different anatomical feature than it does over there.
Pretty gross shue,...:p

Rick_Deadly

4th August 2001, 22:36

Originally posted by wylie
errrrrrrrr.......perhaps a quick explanation for our US members...
"fanny" over here refers to an altogether different anatomical feature than it does over there.
Pretty gross shue,...:p

It's even worse than you think considering the word "muffin"... hehe :)

zhotfire

5th August 2001, 21:14

Originally posted by Rick_Deadly

It's even worse than you think considering the word "muffin"... hehe :)
Live fast, play hard, eat muffins... just like their logo says! :p